:Dethroned by THE KING:

The "BUN HALVES" have been violated.

By DJ Lo
Associated Pimped Writer
February 14, 2007, 8:21 PM EST

 
MIAMI, Florida--To quote the words of the infamous Bubba Sparx, "I found you MS NEW BOOTY Get it together and bring it back to me".  But according to Burger King Corp, Booty isn't rockin' everywhere.

One of the original Phat Pimp t-shirts was banned on December 26th, 2002.  Apparently the federally-registered trademark known as the "BUN HALVES" were violated.  Now dethroned by The King, the Booty King design has been ceased and desisted.

Kevin Estling, a dedicated PPC customer, can testify that the Booty King shirt got him more ass than a toilet seat, "Dude, when I wore that shirt to the bars and it was by far the best 'pulling shirt' I have ever owned.......All the ladies were up on my nizzles", Mr. Estling stated.

Get it ripe, get it right, get it tight.  Miss New Booty, you will be missed.       (The document can be found below)

 

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