:De-Clawed by The Man:

60% of the time, it worked everytime.

By DJ Lo
Associated Pimped Writer
February 28, 2007, 8:21 PM EST

 
WESTFORD, Massachusetts-- The PIMPA Design was de-clawed by the man on August 20, 2004.  This shirt was made by the same manufacturer as Sex Panther Cologne. 

Produced by Odeon, the PIMPA shirt was previously deemed illegal in nine countries, and made with bits of real panther so you knows its good. This shirt was also worn by Brian Fantana to seduce Veronica Conrningstone in Anchorman the movie. 60% the time, it worked everytime.

Puma is a Felidae genus that contains the Cougar and the Jaguarundi    (The document can be found below)

 

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